Blokes on moped mounted the curb and snatched the missus's phone this morning

[Monty92]

I hope you at least pretended to be furious for your wife. She will be bitterly disappointed if you don't behave like a real man over this m.

Was she walking along yapping into the thing and causing folk on the pavement to have to navigate around her?

She does do plenty of phone yapping on the street, but on this occasion I think she had it out to use to pay for her bus fare.