Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Rode off and gave her a cheery wave, the cheeky wee scamps.

Three police officers came round to do their thing. Turns out they are legally not allowed to chase people on bikes in case they fall off. Hence, an epidemic of phone snatchings across the capital.

Least it wasn't acid, 'spose. I'd have had to dump her.
The Feds chased and were deemed responsible for the death of a youth on a moped in Islington, Liverpool Road direction I think.

Fingers burned and all that.