Chill out, mate. You're one of them. You can say what the fúck you like.
For now.
In quiet moments of heightened bitterness and resentment, my old man sometimes tells of how they told him that had he settled us in Hackney rather than Henley, Abingdon would've taken me in for free, rather than the small fortune it ended up costing him
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
In quiet moments of heightened bitterness and resentment, my old man sometimes tells of how they told him that had he settled us in Hackney rather than Henley, Abingdon would've taken me in for free, rather than the small fortune it ended up costing him