Violent crime soaring. Still, at least the police have their priorities right and are

[Burney]

Perhaps. But also likely that more women are reporting entirely innocuous stuff like manspreading as sexual assault. And as we know, the police are obliged to record these incidents as fact with absolutely no investigation.

Did you hear about the young architecture student who was accused of ripping a girl's hijab off the other day?

I did see that one, yes. Scary, really. A classic example of trial by social media.

How are you getting on with Mr Murray?