Originally Posted by Sir C What, completely smooth - all over? I expect that's quite a sight when it's all oiled up, isn't it? Pic? My betters insist on coconut oil nowadays. It's all the rage apparently. It's perfectly foul, I've decided.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us. "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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