Ha! No, you see, there's the thing. I never went anywhere near such a flight sim, for I am not a child (Although there are professional flight simulator packages which are useful for practising instrument procedures, but that's work, not play.)
Oh, no. I'm not having that. It's all the same thing nowadays. Or anyway, work is play, in that it is not serious and involves no real sacrifice.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."