Something vaguely interesting in the wake of recent terrorist attacks.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Pale or red of face, depending on the weather. Chubbyness varies according to weight. My ears are large and pendulous of lobe, but not obtrusive, I don't think.

I have a big, thick thatch of curly hair, a large head, a relatively small nose and a penchant for drinking, digging and eating potatoes that I fear must be hereditary.

You seem to tick all the right boxes except one
You are highly intelligent