Oi, Peter, there's still a question about Allans waiting for your reply down below

[redgunamo]

Speaking of which, I found out last week that my Muslim neighbour is called Alan.

I discovered this after having cause to go round to his flat. While inside, he offered me a beer and then brought me a pint glass with half a can of Fosters poured in it.

Even as a Jew I know that this is massively, massively bad form, right? You don't give someone a pint glass a quarter full of beer, shirely?

Perhaps your reputation precedes you

[Monty92]

Perhaps your reputation precedes you

You say that, but the girlfriend was well impressed on holiday when I necked a pint, a bottle of wine and two shots of grappa over dinner. Not so impressed with my childcare efforts the following day.

[redgunamo]

You say that, but the girlfriend was well impressed on holiday when I necked a pint, a bottle of wine and two shots of grappa over dinner. Not so impressed with my childcare efforts the following day.

Oh, well played. It's always a good feeling to be able to impress the ladies. Mine's German; been drinking me under the table* for over twenty years


*So to speak.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Oh, well played. It's always a good feeling to be able to impress the ladies. Mine's German; been drinking me under the table* for over twenty years


*So to speak.

I do like a good German woman.