I demand you retract that!
I only ever seek to defend myself from the constant vile racist abuse you throw at me, never do I simply launch a personal attack on you.
As for M yes he is a ****, but he knows that, we all know that, I expect his girlfriend knows that also. There is little virtue in pointing this out. It would be a waste of typing time.
Speaking of Monty I watched a programme last night with that Yotam Ottolenghi bloke, strikes me as another ****.
Ooh, I saw that, and I've always previously thought thon Ottolenghi was a ****, mainly because Ian Harvey loved him, but I found him rather sweet. His penchant for pomegranate molasses still leaves me a little cold, mind.
'Pomegranate' is a kind of fruit eaten by people in civilised countries. Hold on. 'Fruit' is like a potato but sweeter.
Their cake selection in the window is quite superb, I must confess. When I first started dating the missus, she lived off Upper Street and on the way back to hers from an Arsenal game, I'd always pop in and bring her back some treats, trying hard not to vomit when they gave me the bill.
Ahh, them were the days. When doing something nice almost always resulted in sex *sigh*