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Thread: Oh Christ. It's time for everyone to become a tennis expert for two weeks.

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    Oh Christ. It's time for everyone to become a tennis expert for two weeks.

    Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well
    Not I Sir C.

    Can't be doing with it myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well
    Flying over to London tomorrow. Only just realised Wimbledon starts today and my immediate thought was i've booked to come when it's likely to piss down with rain
    Last edited by Billy Goat Sverige; 07-03-2017 at 09:21 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Jesus H Christ. And there's that miserable Jockanese as well
    Talking of whom, we must assume he's a very wealthy man, but here he is looking as though he's covered himself in glue and run through a branch of Moss Bross.

    Ignorant, uncouth scotch cünt can't even dress himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    Flying over to London tomorrow. Only just realised Wimbledon starts today and my immediate thought was i've book to come when it's likely to piss down with rain
    I think it's due to be nice this week, actually. 24/25 with the odd shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Talking of whom, we must assume he's a very wealthy man, but here he is looking as though he's covered himself in glue and run through a branch of Moss Bross.

    Ignorant, uncouth scotch cünt can't even dress himself.

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    My word. Imagine what our tailor would say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    My word. Imagine what our tailor would say.
    Poor chap would faint dead away, I suspect. Literally nothing in the ensemble is right. The jacket hangs off him like a potato sack, the bow tie is abysmally tied, the shoes aren't patent leather while the trousers are quite simply a disaster.

    What is going on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I think it's due to be nice this week, actually. 24/25 with the odd shower.
    Are you responsible for my avatar? Hmmmm???????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Poor chap would faint dead away, I suspect. Literally nothing in the ensemble is right. The jacket hangs off him like a potato sack, the bow tie is abysmally tied, the shoes aren't patent leather while the trousers are quite simply a disaster.

    What is going on?
    That's probably the finest scotch tailoring available, tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige View Post
    Are you responsible for my avatar? Hmmmm???????
    Nothing to do with me. It's an admin job, not a mod job.

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