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Thread: Bond gone.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    He was from Peru was he not?

    Begs the question how he got all the way from Peru to London on his own.
    He stowed away in a lifeboat on a boat, eating marmalade.

    Obviously.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    He was from Peru was he not?

    Begs the question how he got all the way from Peru to London on his own.
    Obviously got a flight to Heathrow and Heathrow Express to Paddington

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Obviously got a flight to Heathrow and Heathrow Express to Paddington
    He only had hand luggage as well, sensible bear imo
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He stowed away in a lifeboat on a boat, eating marmalade.

    Obviously.
    Where did he dock then?

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Where did he dock then?
    Limehouse basin then up the Regent's Canal to Paddington.

    Obviously.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Where did he dock then?
    Fishguard. That's why he arrived at Paddington. In those days bears were allowed free travel on Great Western Railways. No one knows why.

    Did you get Paddington books in Ireland, sw?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Fishguard. That's why he arrived at Paddington. In those days bears were allowed free travel on Great Western Railways. No one knows why.

    Did you get Paddington books in Ireland, sw?
    I have no idea to be honest, I was never really a man for books.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    I have no idea to be honest, I was never really a man for books.
    Ah. I see. Suddenly, much becomes clear.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I must say, I am partial to a marmalade sandwich. Must be the chunky stuff, though, and the bread needs to be processed white sliced.

    Mmm marmalade sandwiches
    Oh dear. I love Paddington Bear. My favourite thing about him is that he always keeps his duffle coat on when taking his bath as, rather sensibly, I think, he does not want to get too wet.

    Actually, I reckon that's my favourite thing about anybody.

    RIP, Mr Bond.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Oh dear. I love Paddington Bear. My favourite thing about him is that he always keeps his duffle coat on when taking his bath as, rather sensibly, I think, he does not want to get too wet.
    If that's the case I fear he hasn't quite thought that through. What with the absorbent properties of duffle coats and so forth.

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