I must say, I am partial to a marmalade sandwich. Must be the chunky stuff, though, and the bread needs to be processed white sliced.
Mmm marmalade sandwiches
I very much doubt it. Actually we buried her in an outfit by her favourite deigner, an Irish lady called Vonnie Reynolds. Made from a peculiarly heavy material, it made her look positively regal. My guess is that it survives to this day, although a lot depends on the water table at the garveyard, apparently.