So we can add theatre to the list of things Mo knows nothing about

[Sir C]

They involve dwarves, trolls, magic and other nonsense, a. That makes them silly and makes serious consideration impossible. You might as well introduce Harry Potter into the argument.

And as for that cünt Tolkien...

Moral though, your JRR. Terrifically moral.

[World's End Stella]

They involve dwarves, trolls, magic and other nonsense, a. That makes them silly and makes serious consideration impossible. You might as well introduce Harry Potter into the argument.

And as for that cünt Tolkien...

My most favouritest book ever is The Naked and the Dead.

What does that say about me, Burney?

[Sir C]

Not rectitude. Weight and purpose.

Sounds like pretentious wánk, but as I know you are incapable of ego-inflating pseudo-intellectual masturbation, it can't be.

I will certainly think carefully about what you have said, b.

[Burney]

Moral though, your JRR. Terrifically moral.

Yes, but elves and goblins and shít, so silly. You can't be moral and silly.

[Sir C]

My most favouritest book ever is The Naked and the Dead.

What does that say about me, Burney?

Is that the one after The Two Towers?

[Sir C]

Yes, but elves and goblins and shít, so silly. You can't be moral and silly.

Some **** should have told Aesop.

[Ash]

They involve dwarves, trolls, magic and other nonsense, a. That makes them silly and makes serious consideration impossible. You might as well introduce Harry Potter into the argument.

And as for that cünt Tolkien...

Dwarves and Trolls are there to represent different ethnicities, and he phased out most of the magic in favour of technology, which is kind-of ironic as he started a sci-fi writer, switched to fantasy and ended up writing about the industrial revolution. And football.

And you like GoT so ner.

[Burney]

My most favouritest book ever is The Naked and the Dead.

What does that say about me, Burney?

That you like stories about sweaty men constantly obsessing about whether someone at home is 'fugging' their wives and girlfriends?

I remember reading that and being annoyed by all the fugging

[Burney]

Dwarves and Trolls are there to represent different ethnicities, and he phased out most of the magic in favour of technology, which is kind-of ironic as he started a sci-fi writer, switched to fantasy and ended up writing about the industrial revolution. And football.

And you like GoT so ner.

I like GoT because it's full of sword fights and knockers, a. I don't think it's art.

[Sir C]

I like GoT because it's full of sword fights and knockers, a. I don't think it's art.

Who the hell mentioned art?