Now I could be wrong, but aren't both those names American slang terms for the membrum virile?
What odd fellows our American cousins are, to be sure.
Yes. You'd have thought we'd be a bit wary of chaps called Kim being given senior diplomatic roles in Washington after that very unfortunate Philby business, really.
Even so, to have one name that is slang for the penïs is unfortunate. To have two begins to look like carelessness.
On the other hand his parents may have thought the whole thing a total hoot in one of those phnaar phnaar type moments.
Lest we forget our own tragically named Paul Dickov. How that poor lad must have suffered on his journey to adulthood and beyond.