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Those kids will be screaming in that pool from day one. The private cinema will be screening Disney 24/7 to a background soundtrack of slurping, munching and that atrocious noise people make when drinking the last dregs of their giant drink through a straw.

The more visible and intolerable, the better, I'd have thought? Otherwise how will everybody know the privation you're going through and what a decent and generous person you are for appearing to put up with it all.