Goodness me, I can just imagine some of the teeth clenching and hysterical rage

[Sir C]

It was reported here that the topic that took up most time on day 1 of your formal negotiations was indeed Ireland and the thorny issue of borders etc.

I was reading the othe r day how much it costs us to keep the northern bit fed. It's fúcking mental.

I reckon you should have it back. Have you considered invading?