It's hard to keep up with all the innovations in the game nowadays
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
I'm sorry but if someone like Andre Russel is batting and he launches at one there's no fecking way I'm going to stand there and try and block it with a little shield.
Just get out the way asap
Surprised the umpires don't where helmets...