I got through my lefty phase before I reached voting age, thankfully. Exposure to the early manifestations of politically correct campus culture in the early 90s ensured I leaned right and never looked back.
So what is conservative politics doing wrong then? Or is the lefty youth vote actually just fake news and there is no such thing?
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."