Still remember us tying up Higuain for £30m
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
Arsenal: "Hi, this is Arsenal. Would you be interested in a hundred million sponds for Monsieur Soft Roll?
Monaco: "No thanks. We'd want more than that."
Arsenal: "Right. In that case we would like to officially table an offer of a hundred million for him "
I thought they were just pissed, red?
And on that note, did you know I now spend much of my time in a building near Fleet St. There is something called the 'Journalist's Church' just off there. If you walk out the front door about 20 yards onto Fleet St there are pubs to the left, pubs to the right and the Cheshire Cheese across the road.
Who'd have thought that, eh?
Belgian Henry, the Japanese lad and a couple of Burkino Fasians for us imo
He's got shares in Arsenal Fan Tv innit