My dad died last year. Dementia and Parkinson's in a care home. Last words of sense he said to me were a weekend or two before he died. Me and mum in the room with him. I went out to check the scores. Came back in and said "Sperz have lost, dad." He didn't really get it.
So mum said "Did you here that? Sperz have lost."
"Good" he said. Forcefully. Only time he hadn't mumbled incomprehensibly in months.
Wd dads.
Blimey my dad had both those, wot are the odds eh? Sorry for you loss ans thanks to everyone
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'