will just repeat the word "Manchester!" thousands of times in a broad, emphatic Lancashire accent like some ghastly mantra, while thousands of fat ugly northerners, sporting their bumble bee tatooes, will respond with the word ......"Manchester!"
God help us.
years - to the deep chagrin of their lancastrian scouse brethren - they have decided to rob them of all they had left; their depthless capacity for maudlin, lachrymose self pity.
I sense an Oasis gig brewing Ash. It will finale with, of course, "Look back in Anger" and, being broadcast to a worldwide audience of close to two billion, will become the Ariana generation's Woodstock