It's alright, calm down everyone. There's a plan to sort this all out.

[Burney]

The lighyts on th Eiffel Tower are going to be switched off at midnight as a 'tribute'.

Phew. Thank God that's dealt with! Now we'll be safe from those Methodists and Quakers.

The kraut foreign office just tweeted this

https://twitter.com/GermanyDiplo/sta...88735895552001

It's taken all my forbearance not to tell them to fùck off.