And you don't even have kids yet
But seriously, remote freelance working is the way to go, man.
Yesterday, for example, I dropped the kids off at childcare at 9, was in the gym by 9.15, listened to a podcast while working out, stopped off to grab some shopping and petrol on the way home, was in front of my computer by 10.45, made a leisurely lunch, did some household chores to keep the missus sweet, and still managed to get a nice big chunk of work done (and w*nk a round on Awimb for a bit, natch) before prepping dinner, picking the kids up, packing them off to bed, wolfing down some food and having the evening to myself.