"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Also, have you not guilt-tripped the woman with your ethnicity? Have you not pointed out that she's threatening to vote for the party that panders to vile anti-semites who fantasise about having your race wiped off the face of the earth?
I don't think you're working hard enough on her, m.