I tired to fix the dishwasher!

[Sir C]

I'll order a new dishwasher

[Sir C]

I'll order a new dishwasher

I tried to post the word 'tried'!

[Luis Anaconda]

I tried to post the word 'tried'!

You probably just need a drink

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I'll order a new dishwasher

Not a very complimentary way to describe your better half, c?

[SWv2]

I'll order a new dishwasher

Indeed, man stuff.

I have just returned from Timbertrove where I purchased a length of pressure treated timber, I was able to blag a little as I had the rough dimensions of the shed I purchased from the same people a few years back.

Got a little testy in the "shed" as we discussed exact dimensions at which point the chap aired on the side of caution and told me, as casual as you like, "if it is too long you can just cut it yourself".

Oh my. I own one screwdriver and a small wrench (the origin of which I am unsure).

[Sir C]

Not a very complimentary way to describe your better half, c?

Ha! Like she'd know where the sink is.

[Burney]

I'll order a new dishwasher

It's usually down to the pipe being full of gunk because you haven't rinsed the stuff before shoving it in there imo.

[Sir C]

It's usually down to the pipe being full of gunk because you haven't rinsed the stuff before shoving it in there imo.

Actually it appears that the lower spray bar is fouling on the salt dispensor and not spinning properly. The easy solution seemed to be to remove the bar and bend the ends up a bit.

[Burney]

Actually it appears that the lower spray bar is fouling on the salt dispensor and not spinning properly. The easy solution seemed to be to remove the bar and bend the ends up a bit.

You broke the lower spray bar, didn't you?

[7sisters]

I'll order a new dishwasher

I had no idea they were so expensive, having just replaced one that had given me almost twenty years service.
Needless to say, I went German again.