Exciting news, Awimb. Having previously thought that Mesut Ozil merely lives in my

[Luis Anaconda]

You mean that you haven't noticed him moving nonchalantly about the area trying to make everything seem perfect and pretty whilst actually leaving any hard work to his neighbours....?

Ah, the football equivalent of seeing the Mona Lisa and saying: "da Vinci was a **** - the bit in the middle is all right but he did **** all when the canvas and the frame were made

[World's End Stella]

Ah, the football equivalent of seeing the Mona Lisa and saying: "da Vinci was a **** - the bit in the middle is all right but he did **** all when the canvas and the frame were made

To be fair, he has been awfully poor this season far too often for such a talented player. Surely even you wouldn't argue that?

[Sir C]

To be fair, he has been awfully poor this season far too often for such a talented player. Surely even you wouldn't argue that?

You appreciate that even when he is having a 'poor' game, he is usually still the best player on the pitch by a margin, don't you?

I mean, you do get that, don't you?

[SWv2]

To be fair, he has been awfully poor this season far too often for such a talented player. Surely even you wouldn't argue that?

He did do that thing in Ludogorets all the same.

[Ash]

He did do that thing in Ludogorets all the same.

He was offside, wasn't he?



Let's see if he can do it on a wet wednesday in Stoke.

[SWv2]

He was offside, wasn't he?


Let's see if he can do it on a wet wednesday in Stoke.

Inconclusive from that angle.

I thought it was Southampton on Wednesday?

[Ash]

Inconclusive from that angle.

I thought it was Southampton on Wednesday?

Oh yeah.

Wet Wednesday down the docks on the South Coast then.

[SWv2]

Oh yeah.

Wet Wednesday down the docks on the South Coast then.

I expect Mesut will glide across the surface at St Marys like the all-conquering football God he is.

We play with a back 3 now A, all our woes are behind us. There is a bright and brave new future ahead.

Got one of my membership renewal e-mails earlier.

[World's End Stella]

You appreciate that even when he is having a 'poor' game, he is usually still the best player on the pitch by a margin, don't you?

I mean, you do get that, don't you?

So you mean against Tottenham he was the best player on the pitch by a margin?

No, I don't get that. Mostly because it's complete and utter *******s. Even Cesc went through bad patches, Charles. And Mesut is going through one now. Nothing wrong with being able to admit that.

[Sir C]

So you mean against Tottenham he was the best player on the pitch by a margin?

No, I don't get that. Mostly because it's complete and utter *******s. Even Cesc went through bad patches, Charles. And Mesut is going through one now. Nothing wrong with being able to admit that.

I don't know how to put this delicately, but... let's just say that I'm sure your knowledge of ice hockey is exceptionally insightful.