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    Woman rejects medical advances that have cut birth mortality rates drastically and

    seems to think she should be congratulated for being quite so fûcking thick.

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...d-a-free-birth

    My favourite line: "I didn’t have the mental space to be challenged"

    If you ask me, if there's one thing this woman has, it's plenty of mental space.

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    Yes, it's precisely this type of person that gives meditation a terrible name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Yes, it's precisely this type of person that gives meditation a terrible name
    Yes. It's amazing how easy it is to empty your mind when there's the thick end of fûck all in there to start with.

    I liked this comment:

    I had a free birth too. My husband and I birthed our son, Pangolin, in the car park of the Old White Hart Inn on the A3. We both wanted a white stag to be his spirit animal. Yes, it was just me, my husband, Pangolin, and some foxes watching from the bushes. We fed them the afterbirth. Watching them gobble it down, I felt such a strong sense of one-ness with nature, it was truly miraculous.

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    Surely the guardian's just been trolled again, Godfrey style?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Surely the guardian's just been trolled again, Godfrey style?
    You'd think, wouldn't you? I got very suspicious when she said she put pictures of the afterbirth on Instagram

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    No, it's childbirth. Not brain surgery. She's quite right; let the dollies get on with it, it's sod all of anybody else's business.

    People need to stop being homos, imo. About this, I mean. Not in general. Death in childbirth hasn't been an issue for the human race for ages. Six billion or so of us nowadays, isn't it? And that's just redgunamos


    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    seems to think she should be congratulated for being quite so fûcking thick.

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...d-a-free-birth

    My favourite line: "I didn’t have the mental space to be challenged"

    If you ask me, if there's one thing this woman has, it's plenty of mental space.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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