The problem with Sunday is that, points wise, a draw is unhelpful to our top 4 chance

[Burney]

Would you remand the game to be replayed?

or suggest the rules of the sport could be changed to avoid us losing?

and perhaps scream like a maniac NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO and go all hysterical on telly (this bit actually probably happens on Arsenalfantv)

To be honest, it's just something I've always assumed was physically impossible - like water running uphill or Swiss people being pleasant. Dealing with the possibility involves a huge psychological paradigm shift for me.