Originally Posted by Monty92 scratching your b*llocks while someone cleans your house makes you feel like an unmitigated c*nt? And curiously, I've found that when your cleaner is English, it feels that bit worse. Just console yourself that cleaners, even English ones, I imagine, are a million times cheaper than decent wives
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us. "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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