I was hoping for Monty's analysis of the current Arsenal league position.

[Sir C]

I did once, it was sh1te.

Butlins is a resort. So is Sandy Lane in Barbados. If you're unable to distinguish between the two you should have a word with yourself.

I went for lunch at Sandy Lane once. It was, as you say, a resort. It differs from Butlins only inasmuch as the clientele have more money.

Same tastes, of course.