Normal protocol would be to offer congratulations but considering I think you are a prize **** I will swerve, I hope you understand and take no offence.
How come this is the first we are hearing of this, where is the endless messages to Sir C as you seek approval and indeed request him to pick you a honeymoon location?
When are we going on the stag?
Despite our sell-out crowds there is less fan interest in seeing the Arsenal than at any point since the last days of the Houston regime.
I answered a call from an Indian call centre last week, the poor chap on the other end (who incidentally had to assume a fictitious generic name such as John) simply could not pronounce my boss’s surname so I kept him on for what seemed like ages asking him to repeat it as I was unable to locate the person he requested.
Hugely immature of course but good fun.
Me 1, Call Centre 0.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."