I am very concerned.

[Burney]

a lot of my friends now have got married and just had kids, and a few have moved out of London. so the old ways of socialising are over and it's more of a meeting up every few months for a dinner which involves motorway driving and then looking at their boring baby hours and of course bringing a toy for the kid. Then that couple will question us intensely on why we are not having a kid. and for the wons who don't have kids it's the usual dinner party type *******s. when I have guests I feel this over urge to entertain and show people things. they talk about brexit and I try to avoid it.

It all feels very grown up.

I got excited about buying a new vacuum cleaner last weekend. And now the new washing machine

Sounds to me like your problem with your pals isn't so much babies as the fact that you don't drink enough. All such issues pale into insignificance once everyone's pïssed.

[Sir C]

Have we got a game this weekend?

A gubbing awaits.

[Rich]

A gubbing awaits.

The Daily Star have discovered that Arsene's future rests solely on this game. A win or draw and he announces that he's signing a two year deal. A loss and he decides to resign.

Let's hope for a battering

[Pat Vegas]

Sounds to me like your problem with your pals isn't so much babies as the fact that you don't drink enough. All such issues pale into insignificance once everyone's pïssed.

Well I normally do the driving and whilst the option is there I really do not like to stay over for the night.

I got this weird thing where I need at least part of the weekend to relax.

[Burney]

Well I normally do the driving and whilst the option is there I really do not like to stay over for the night.

I got this weird thing where I need at least part of the weekend to relax.

That's odd. On the rare occasions I see friends, I tend to want to see them for as long as possible. Perhaps the problem is that you don't really like your friends very much anymore?

[Luis Anaconda]

The Daily Star have discovered that Arsene's future rests solely on this game. A win or draw and he announces that he's signing a two year deal. A loss and he decides to resign.

Let's hope for a battering

Not like you to be a total prick ... oh

[Pat Vegas]

That's odd. On the rare occasions I see friends, I tend to want to see them for as long as possible. Perhaps the problem is that you don't really like your friends very much anymore?

Things change a bit when people become couples and kids are in the mix. I should make more of an effort really.

[Luis Anaconda]

Things change a bit when people become couples and kids are in the mix. I should make more of an effort really.

Just get new friends

[Burney]

Things change a bit when people become couples and kids are in the mix. I should make more of an effort really.

Oh, I know. There's bound to be a thinning of the herd. It's a natural process.

[Pat Vegas]

Just get new friends

Don't you reach a point when you feel like you don't need any new friends.

In the past I'd go out for all sorts of work drinks and that. Now I can't be bothered.