So it seems that it was the Defence Secretary's Close Protection Officer who shot

[SWv2]

The entry / exit point from where the Allan was shot would be the Great Hall. There is usually a tooled up police person near the door in there.

Which of course begs the question, wtf were they doing at the time?

It's not a competition dude.

One reacted quicker.

[World's End Stella]

Yes. Probably not as close as wes or pokster. I'm thinking more George Clooney.

Have you started using that spray they make to cover up bald spots, Charles?

[Sir C]

Have you started using that spray they make to cover up bald spots, Charles?

No, but if you link me up, I'll get on it

[World's End Stella]

No, but if you link me up, I'll get on it

It's only for people with bald *spots*, Charles.

BTW, I would like to make it clear that Pokster is far balder than me. I actually have some hair left but my no. 1 all over style suits me.

I've seen eggs with more hair than Pokster.

[Rich]

Have you started using that spray they make to cover up bald spots, Charles?

This isn't really a thing, is it? Like spray-paint for your head!!

[Pokster]

It's only for people with bald *spots*, Charles.

BTW, I would like to make it clear that Pokster is far balder than me. I actually have some hair left but my no. 1 all over style suits me.

I've seen eggs with more hair than Pokster.

I'm only bald as your mum plucks a hair out every time i **** her

[World's End Stella]

This isn't really a thing, is it? Like spray-paint for your head!!

Oh yes, you see it on American telly as one of those infomercials where they try and sell you something.

They pitch it as a spray which has tiny particles which cling to tiny hairs on your scalp thus creating short think hairs which cover your bald spot.

But in reality it's just spray painting your head.

[Luis Anaconda]

This isn't really a thing, is it? Like spray-paint for your head!!

as modelled by Paddy in Phoenix Nights

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