One that happens and you go the pub
One that happens while you are already there
There was a bomb scare at Westminister once when we were walking in the door having just returned from lunch. D being the B P of V, we turned on our heels and returned whence we had come.
Well done, the pub, indeed.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."