Now if I was really that bothered about doping in football, it wouldn't be Barca

[Sir C]

I'd test Pogba - must be on something to make him look like a lethargic **** who has never seen a football before compared to the athlete who played for Juve. Probably test the idiots who paid 89 million for him as well - they must be smoking something

I watched him quite closely the other night, convinced that I must be missing something, because every time I see him he looks ineffectual.

He was, how can I put this technically? Mince. Utter, utter mince.

Wa, indeed, gwan?