I was thinking this about playing music, as well. If I changed radio channels in my car, Plod wouldn't give a ****. Touch my phone to change music track, and I'm stuffed.
This is where 75 years of socialism has got us, you see.
Yeah, load of old ****e.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."