Shirley, if he really spoke in the third person, it would have been something like
"Frimpong doesn't really know anything about the players in the "Swedish Premier League." But Frimpong knows that nobody is like Frimpong. Name a player that is bigger than Frimpong. Which player in Sweden is bigger than Frimpong?"
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman