Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages.
Hold on, what if I defenestrated the mash and had chips AND AN EGG!