Oh, I basically had to tell the doctors what I had before they referred me to the right person. These cünts were sending me home with antibiotics and anti-inflammatories.
This is the thing with doctors, you see? As with most professions, the vast majority of them are shït.
Yeah, school would've been a bit tougher, to be fair. Kids are bástards. We had a bloke at our school who was a haemophiliac. Did that mean we want easy on him for being fat and not doing sport? It did not.
He died of the good AIDs a few years later. I'd love to say we all cared, felt terrible and reflected on how badly we'd behaved. It wouldn't be true, though.
No, mine was over a shorter period because I knew damn well what I had, while they kept thinking I had some sort of clap and kept asking me if I'd been having extramarital sex (which I hadn't at that point).
Basically, if the NHS had been left to its own devices, I'd be pushing up daisies right now. This may go some way to explaining why I don't tend to get terribly dewy-eyed about it.
I had to go to an NHS GP to get a referral letter to a specialist recently. I noticed upon entering his office that his degree was from the University of Addis Ababa, which may be a fine medical school. But it may not. Anyway, he said he'd give me a ltter but that I would wait for 6 months for an appointment; no no, said I, I need a referral to a private hospital. "Oh!" he cried, absolutely delighted. "You is one of them high rollers!" and, beaming, he stood and high-fived me.
Fúcking oddball.
I was treated by my GP, who clearly suspected what it was and referred me to hospital, but (as it was the evening) only to A&E, which - unless you're seeing the Registrar - is basically doctor infant school. Once I got through to the consultant (by telling them what was wrong with me), everything went very well.
But realistically, there are only a few things that can do that to a testicle and at least two of them are potentially fatal, so you'd have thought erring on the side of caution might have been an idea, wouldn't you?