Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Going to the cinema alone makes you a pervert, I'm afraid. I don't make the rules.

A couple of pints one one's own while doing the crossword, however, is exactly what a proper chap ought to be doing of a lunchtime.
Like Morse.

Hold on: a bit crotchety, real ale enthusiast, a tendency to didacticism? That's why you don't like Morse, man! The pair of you were separated at birth for fúcks sake!