Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Found the aul' skag a little too moreish for his own good, I understand
I am unsure if there is a direct link between his drug exploits and his very rare illness however one can perhaps say his lifestyle may not have helped.

I went for an old health check-up recently, a male MOT if you will, as I approach 50. The doctor was very impressed and commented how I had the blood pressure and lungs of a chap of 20.

She was stunningly attractive, early 30s as I discovered, so when the opportunity came and she offered to feel my balls well it was simply too good to be true. I even took my socks off incase one thing led to another.

And I got a free scone.