His proudest day as an MP came when Stoke got its first Pizza Express. That's right, the introduction of the first restaurant in Stoke that had a menu with words on it was his greatest achievement.
Didn't he used to shag Monty's missus, by the way?
I saw that tweet earlier. Quite brilliant. Though quite how the inhabitants of Stoke coped with such an advance form of food, I shudder to think.
I have no idea about Monty's wife's past lovers. His mum on the other hand ...