Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
His proudest day as an MP came when Stoke got its first Pizza Express. That's right, the introduction of the first restaurant in Stoke that had a menu with words on it was his greatest achievement.

Didn't he used to shag Monty's missus, by the way?
I saw that tweet earlier. Quite brilliant. Though quite how the inhabitants of Stoke coped with such an advance form of food, I shudder to think.

I have no idea about Monty's wife's past lovers. His mum on the other hand ...