Oh, the Russian ambassador to Turkey has been shot

[PSRB]

this will end well

[Sir C]

this will end well

It's 1914 again, isn't it?

At least they had some good songs. What will be our 'Long Long Trail a-winding'?

[Ash]

It's 1914 again, isn't it?

At least they had some good songs. What will be our 'Long Long Trail a-winding'?

CIA imo.

We'll be slogging up to Arras with rifle and pack. Or Minsk.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

It's 1914 again, isn't it?

That is exactly what thon historian on Radio 4 said this morning

[Sir C]

CIA imo.

We'll be slogging up to Arras with rifle and pack. Or Minsk.

Of course our current generation of fighting age men are mainly, well, weak-minded, principle-free, entitled, narcissistic pussies.

So that bodes well.

[Sir C]

That is exactly what thon historian on Radio 4 said this morning

Which historian? Was it one of those pinko-Commie types? If so, he';s wrong, which means I'm wrong, which means it's all going to be alright. Phew.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Which historian? Was it one of those pinko-Commie types? If so, he';s wrong, which means I'm wrong, which means it's all going to be alright. Phew.

He was a she C. And it being Radio 4 one must assume she was at least left leaning and almost certainly one of those vociferous, hairy fannied lesbian types.

[Sir C]

He was a she C. And it being Radio 4 one must assume she was at least left leaning and almost certainly one of those vociferous, hairy fannied lesbian types.

We're probably ok then.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Of course our current generation of fighting age men are mainly, well, weak-minded, principle-free, entitled, narcissistic pussies.

So that bodes well.

We will send deejayDT into battle to shout the troops into shape and win the war

[PSRB]

We're probably ok then.

He's not, dead apparently