The football abuse cases - can we now end the desperate search for gay footballers?

[Sir C]

I think TE was pretty gay before the Turks skewered him, to be fair. Remember his little arab boy chum?

That may have been an isolated incident - a slip of the tongue, as it were.

Remember Spike? "The last time I did that, I ended up in Mesopotamia chased by Turks waving pots of Vaseline and shouting, 'Lawrence, we love you in Ottoman!"