I do think it is odd that the spokesman for the National Forum is called

[Sir C]

Perfectly. I simply have very definite ideas about eggs.

This is what the sophisticated gentleman about town orders from his grocer when it comes to eggs. Anything else is folly.

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So much egg wrongness. A chap whispers his request to his girls at bedtime and hopes for the best.