If we think of Ozzy as a DB10-style CF, how could could Ozzy and Alexis be as a

[redgunamo]

Well, there you go. Alexis is the poor man's Suarez, after all. And has scored almost exactly as many as Tel in his first 100 games.

Right. He'll be fine until we need or find better.

[SWv2]

The tactics chappie who writes for Arseblog reckons that with Theo v2.0 and (hopefully) Iwobe being able to quickly get back to make a four in midfield, Mezut and Alexi make the two up top that Arsene has always favoured and used til 2009. Jorge might have read it too - I wonder have there been any small nuclear explosions in the Bradford area?

I am somewhat suspicious of tactics chappies, especially Septics who have only been watching the game for a few years, but that might be because I am a thick pigdog with no understanding of these things. Or it might just be that my bull**** detector is working.

Your last sentence applies.