If you had the opportunity to go into space, would you?

[Pat Vegas]

Not for me, Clive. Uncomfortable, cramped, claustrophobic, squalid (you have to pass yourself, ffs!), recycled farty air, crap food and you're probably going to be stuck with Russians and septics. In short, fùck that for a game of soldiers.

I never been interesting in space. Never liked space movies. Apart from it being fun to float about I can only imagine it's immensely boring.