45 days until the start of the season.

[Sir C]

6 weeks. And we've still got players arsing around in France.

Ozil and Ramsey are going to be knackered for the season

[Ash]

6 weeks. And we've still got players arsing around in France.

Ozil and Ramsey are going to be knackered for the season

And Alexis. And Olly and Lozza. And Jack *still* hasn't got back to match fitness.

[Sir C]

And Alexis. And Olly and Lozza. And Jack *still* hasn't got back to match fitness.

We'll never make fourth at this rate

[Ash]

We'll never make fourth at this rate

tbf we rarely do at this time of year. Looking forward to Michael Owen's predictions.

[Pat Vegas]

6 weeks. And we've still got players arsing around in France.

Ozil and Ramsey are going to be knackered for the season

I wouldn't mind if they said they are going to postpone the league for one season.

[Burney]

6 weeks. And we've still got players arsing around in France.

Ozil and Ramsey are going to be knackered for the season

Still it could be worse. We could be Tottenham and have our main striker apparently having picked up a spot of Motor Neurone Disease while with England.

[Sir C]

Still it could be worse. We could be Tottenham and have our main striker apparently having picked up a spot of Motor Neurone Disease while with England.

Talking of disease, Diane Abbott. shadow Health Minister?

Diane Abbott?

[Burney]

Talking of disease, Diane Abbott. shadow Health Minister?

Diane Abbott?

Yes, but it's not like he's got any choice. Did you hear him getting heckled by his own side in the Commons?

We've got the very real prospect of a Labour Leader losing a No Confidence vote by a landslide and still winning the leadership election. It's genuinely ****ing bizarre.

[Sir C]

Yes, but it's not like he's got any choice. Did you hear him getting heckled by his own side in the Commons?

We've got the very real prospect of a Labour Leader losing a No Confidence vote by a landslide and still winning the leadership election. It's genuinely ****ing bizarre.

There's talk of the 'Blairite' wing (that's most of them, isn't it?) ****ing off and joining the LibDems

[Ash]

There's talk of the 'Blairite' wing (that's most of them, isn't it?) ****ing off and joining the LibDems

Maybe they should. The Lib Dems have, in an Orwellian twist, decided to reverse the meaning of the word 'Democrat' by basing their whole campaign on the next election on reversing the referendum result. To have the Blairites in such a party would, to me, be entirely fitting.

Then Labour should rebuild itself as a party who listens to a Euro-sceptic working class to provide voters with a less parochial alternative to UKIP.