"My cock's part of the French football legend and yet I can't bring him to a game," he said.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36447596
Shirley that chicken be dead bro. mmmmmm chicken
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Poor ****, they've closed the bibliobus too.