Please share the SIMB gold. Pretty please.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The brilliant bit is that they got it to 2-1, NUFC had a man sent off. Their team, that had been fighting for the title, against a relegated team of ten men, had half an hour to get an equaliser to come ahead of us for the first time in 20 yrs.

And then the relegated Geordie dived for a pen.

LOL.

I almost feel sorry for them.

[CrossGun]

10 characters.

One for each of the men the Geordies had on the pitch when they scored the 3rd, the 4th and the 5th.

If mason and carroll arein our first team squad next tear we have truely been ****ed over by the weasle - by Penge - 05/15/2016 08:34PM
Everyones laughing at us, everyone. - by GILLY - 05/15/2016 08:28PM
How many teams can actually laugh at us though? Maybe Arsenal, Leicester and Liverpool. The rest should be concentrating on themselves. - by RickyV - 05/15/2016 08:35PM
Everyone due to frankly embarrassing way we ****ed it up. - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 08:37PM
Yep, I guess we should never underestimate Spurs' ability to humiliate us. See you again next year? - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 08:32PM
Yep. Yet again. Villa fans laughing at us at the emirates. Who can blame them. Poch will be saked by december. Mark my words. His empire crumbles quickly - by Penge - 05/15/2016 08:32PM
Five ****ing one - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 07:48PM
to ten man relegated newcastle. Its pretty funny really. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 07:53PM
Yeah I'm at that stage by now how very typical - by muswell at Dublin airport living the dream - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Who do we turn to? - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Cersei and Arya of course. **** football for a long time. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 07:58PM
Woy and the boys will turn my frown upside down - by muswell - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Haha - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 08:02PM
Interesting Mark Hughes interview - clearly a come and get me Everton - but why would they ? - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:41PM
Honestly though, **** them. Bunch of bottling ****s. A draw, all you needed was a ****ing draw. ****S. - by MidlandYid - 05/15/2016 07:35PM
Against a relegated team. Its beyond anything i can think of. I****ing hate this ****shower of a club. Forza millwall!! - by Penge - 05/15/2016 07:36PM
Sensational Season - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:51PM
>>> - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:51PM
It is Mark P I am worried about especially after JT's Oscars speech - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:27PM
Don't worry about me, then royally stitching him up has still put a smile on my face - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 08:28PM
Roy Keane was right, Spurs will always let you down. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 07:24PM
For me it all went pearshaped with the WBA draw at the Lane having beaten Man U and Stoke. That was the time to seriously challenge Leicester for the title and open up an 8 point gap (I think) to Arsenal.(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 07:24PM
Yep, that was the game that did us in. We had two bad spells this season - first four games and the final four. Lessons to be learned. Most important, get the squad settled and sorted by the time pre-season starts and you can't wing not having enough quality players, in the end you'll get found out. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 07:31PM
First game od the season for me - Walker og the writing was on the wall then - why put yourself though the next 37 games ? ; - ) - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:29PM
To be fair Poch did apologise to everyone's family - - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:17PM
**** him and **** him back off to Spain. "But..but..the players shake each other's hands in the morning!" - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:22PM
Haha it was an excellent apology, I'll give him a second chance - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 07:21PM
I wonder if that included Levy's cousin that Rumbles met(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 07:18PM
Absolute dog****. One of the games you knew from minute 1 we weren't at it. Newcastle corporate ain't half bad though. - by MidlandYid - 05/15/2016 06:53PM
Absolutely pathetic finish tocthe season. All our own doing. Alli getting banned, the players losing their rags, dembele, poch doing weird ****e. Just ****ing horrible. Thank **** its over - by Penge - 05/15/2016 06:52PM
When our change the game options were Josh Onomah and Tom Carroll, you knew we were ****ed. What on earth had happened to Rose to make the bench but not even get near the pitch?! - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:44PM
Probably had a row with a staff member so he'll be forced out of the club now - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 06:49PM
I'm not saying Poch is beyond criticism but some of the stuff you were writing about him below was ludicrous at best. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:59PM
Probably didn't. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:50PM
To be fair we looked a lot better with baa baa black sheephead and 4 stone wet through than with Son and the new Frank Lampard OH. The problem was when the clown shoe **** took Walker off and we completely lost shape. He also brought Vertonghen back in when Wimmer hadnt put a foot wrong - by Carlos Kickaball doesnt care if Walker WAS injured - 05/15/2016 06:49PM
The Vertonghen for Wimmer was very harsh, don't know how their stats compared but I felt with Vertonghen we'd get the ball forward quicker and more accurately, wimmer wasn't as confident passing forward but defensively I felt more comfortable when wimmer played - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 07:04PM
This - by Head Wand - 05/15/2016 07:00PM
On a positive note at least we didn't finish runners up to the most unlikely winners of the league ever , it'll be arse looked at as failing and having missed out on a golden opportunity, not us - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 06:40PM
You're fogetting that the counting isn't finished yet. In two or three years time someone squeals and Leicester are stripped of the title following the biggest doping scandal in sporting history. The title is retrospectively awarded to the team that came second.... - by Block27 - 05/15/2016 06:52PM
****ing even. - by Block27 - 05/15/2016 06:53PM
Blimey is NTY buying you dinner tonight ? - by The General - 05/15/2016 06:48PM
is there enough for two in that speedball syringe hanging out your arm there mate - if so pass it over. nt - by GuinnessJoe - 05/15/2016 06:46PM
You could tell we were done after Chelsea. We need to get over our arsenal obsession they have more problems than us and winger will think they have had a good season finishing second in a league they should have romped - by jimmy hotspur - 05/15/2016 06:46PM
Shut up James you pathetic cuckolded **** - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:55PM
Im sorry?? Arsenal have more problems than us?? - by Carlos Kickaball thinks they only need 2 or 3 players to challenge next year - 05/15/2016 06:51PM
Is that a whole brain bump or saircasm or do you actually believe what you've just said there? - by FrankW - 05/15/2016 06:44PM
I really do hope that we will fill our lovely new stadium on a regular basis, Levy may have to do a Wet Spam and reduce ticket prices if he wants it full every game. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:35PM
he would rather it stood empty than reduce prices - with the TV money it probably won't even make much difference if its full or not - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 06:38PM
****ing spurs fans - by sammyj - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
Irregardless Glassy? - by Tone - 05/15/2016 06:30PM
Irregardless is a word commonly used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795.[1] Most dictionaries list it as nonstandard or incorrect usage, and recommend that "regardless" should be used instead. - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
You should see his maths - by Dack it's what he does for a living - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
We lost 5-1 to Newcastle guys - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:25PM
Relegated team does double over Spurs - by Carlos Kickaball could not make it up - 05/15/2016 06:37PM
The good news is that we can't lose next week. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 06:27PM
haha - by Bongoman - 05/15/2016 06:34PM
Please just die. - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
10 men relegated Newcastle. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:27PM
as soon as they went down to 10 men our fate was sealed - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
Nvere expected anything from todays game, relegated teams almost always batter the opposition in their first game after going down. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:22PM
Norwich lost 3-0 and Villa lost their 1st game after relegation, so you're taking ****. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:25PM
Check your stats fella, it often happens, pressure is off - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:28PM
Tell me your stats then Dave, as evidence this season shows that you're talking ****. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:29PM
Are you the famous jazz artist from the States, haven't come across you before fella. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:33PM
No stats to back up your post then Dave? Just as I thought. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:36PM
I realise that you are upset Thelonius, just calm down fella, save yourself for the gooners in the office tomorrow morning! - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:38PM
I run my own business Dave, no gooners. Now where are these stats you talked about? nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:40PM
Looking forward to a hell of a week from you son - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:26PM
I'm not Dack. I would be proper mental if so was Dack and used 1 account to stand up for Glassy and another to slag him off. Proper mental. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:30PM
Righto - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
Yes "righto" nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:32PM

[holywood gunner]

life is all about little victories.....

[George Morrell's Tache]

Wonderful reading, but oh so similar to our own fans after incredulous losses...

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

Cheers Hollywood & CrossGun. Comedy gold.

[CrossGun]

Picking up from the Monaco opener.....it reads from bottom up.

Shambolic **** ****s - by Rob - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
****ing joke team - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
**** off Spurs you useless ****ing ****s. Nt - by GuinnessJoe - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Spastic defending - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Oh you absolute ****s - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
what on earth are we doing - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Come on! - by Bongoman has 1-2 Spurs with Kane as first scorer - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Got a bit lucky there! - by Rob - 11/22/2016 08:54PM
Come on you Spurs!!! - by RJM - 11/22/2016 08:54PM
Get the **** in there Kane - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 08:54PM
Yay - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 08:54PM
Great touch that Alli. - by Rob - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Should've started with Vertonghen. This is a crucial game, play your best ****ing team, plenty of rest until Saturday(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Ohh 3 pens in 3 games - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Hooray - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Ooh - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Ooh pen, come on Kane - by mango - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
A ****ing cornwe that ends up with our ****ing centre halves. **** club - by Penge - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Chelski must be salivating at the thought of meeting us - by ShelfsideDave - 11/22/2016 08:52PM
Extra shooting and heading practice - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 08:54PM
3 players standing there with there arms behind their backs because they are frightened about giving a pen away. pathetic - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 08:52PM
absolutely outclassed in both games against Monaco - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 08:52PM
That started with Wimmer not having the pace nor interest to make a tackle down the left and ended with Wimmer ball watching in the box. Just not up to it the fat ****. - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 08:52PM
3 players standing there with there arms behind their backs because they are frightenine - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
- by RJM - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
another cup competition ****ed down the bog. still, those daily handshakes, eh. - by Balham starting to loathe this **** - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
Haha mate he's throwing this cup competition so he can try to qualify for the same competition that he will throw again next year. ****ing clown's ****. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Whats this handshake reference? - by mango - 11/22/2016 08:52PM
one of the puff pieces about this brave new dawn at spurs was that he started this routine of everyone shaking hands with everyone else at the training ground every day. the important stuff, you know. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
They're better than us - can't complain - should have won other games - by gdp - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
But hes a hero coz we fluked a win over west ham - by Penge - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
Proper **** of a jump by Wimmer there. Toblerone headed **** - by mango - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
If we lose to CSKA would we finish bottom? - by MFV - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
Great defending there, ****ing clowns(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 08:51PM

[CrossGun]

I look forward to Poch making and odd team selection again in March some time. I appreciate injuries but this a recurring theme now. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:03PM
He did similar last year on two occasions. We had 3 big games in a week and I dont think he played the strongest eleven in any of them. He was resting and rotating players. We didnt win any of them if I remember rightly - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:05PM
Did it in his first season aswell. Why aren't we playing our best XI? To help us qualify for the CL again...oh - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
Problem is that because of the way we play and with the number of games, we have to rotate, and as a consequence, players cannot build consistent relationships on the field. Redknapp didn't rotate and we never finished that well then either. - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
Being Sissokho on, he'll prove his worth - by Rumbles Thinks him and Lamela should be beaten on the hands and genitals with a claw hammer - 11/22/2016 09:03PM
Have you seen this delightful photo mate of COCO Lamella and Ben Davies tonight...? - by Granty - 11/22/2016 09:08PM
Yes, they look like a couple of dancers from strictly - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:15PM
we need a goal, has to be Janssen to come on - by c-spur eyeing up the bleach thirstily - 11/22/2016 09:04PM
Haha - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
At least we can look forward to us sitting on our hands doing nothing in the January window(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:02PM
More stadium picturesreleased on 31st Jan - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:04PM
sell wimmer (who has done absolutely **** all wrong aside from upset the delicate little flower fat faced malbec guzzler in some way), buy nobody. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:03PM
I think we'll get a draw here. Seemed to have livened up now, Sissoko to the rescue - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:02PM
It really has been a piss poor CL campaign, hasn't it? Devoid of any kind of excitement or passion. Very perplexing. - by MFV - 11/22/2016 09:01PM
Haha useless son, get him off. - by Rob - 11/22/2016 09:01PM
Tottenham Snowflakes - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 08:58PM
to melt they'd actually have needed to some solid form in the first place - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 09:02PM
You looked more assured on the red carpet than our clowns tonight(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:00PM
Hard to believe we are still 5th in the Prem, mid table beckons at this rate. Dreadful. - by ShelfsideDave - 11/22/2016 08:57PM
We'll still finish 5th because the PL is **** - by Dack - 11/22/2016 08:59PM
It'll be a big old gap to 4th - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:01PM
**** CLUB. ****ING SHAMBOLIC ****S. **** OFF POCHETTINO U ABSOLUTE **** - by Penge - 11/22/2016 08:57PM
Oh, hang on...*looks at his prediction, 2-1 to Monaco, Kane first scorer*(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
Ha look at those predictions - by Dack shakes head - 11/22/2016 08:58PM
haha every silver lining and all that - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 08:57PM
Our fullbackshave been ****ing **** - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
Hahaha. We're an absolute comedy act - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 08:57PM
Oh that didn't last long - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
FOR ****S SAKE - by RJM - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
How many have written Spursy before me? - by MFV - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
FFS you couldn't make it up!!!(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
speechless - by Balham - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Gis a cuddle mate, beats handshaking - by mango - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
haha yes bredda - by Balham - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
****ing ridiculous - by Sturrrt - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Hahahah go **** yourselves. ****s - by Dack - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
LOL - by mango - 11/22/2016 08:55PM

[CrossGun]

Amazing save but our defending, **** me. Glassy, I take it back about Dier, looks as lost as any of them. - by Rob - 11/22/2016 09:11PM
Not a fan of crosses old Dier. Turns into a complete spaz. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:14PM
Lino bent too, that's well offside - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 09:11PM
Why didnt he flag? You're right. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:11PM
Wow. - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:10PM
Perhaps if we qualify again the focus of the club can be on winning games & not meaningless *******s like attendances & mobile phone lights? Embarrassing failure in a piss easy group - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 09:10PM
Could've taken off wanyama instead of dembele and been more attacking - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 09:08PM
he loves wanyama though, epitomises his negative limited dour defensive ****e. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:10PM
Title clash at the weekend.. - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:09PM
Bringing on Erikssen and Janssen with their 3 goals all season. Should sort it out - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
A DOUBLE SUB. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
Bent ****ing ref. Bent - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:06PM
If we finish third in the group, do we drop down to the Europa league?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:06PM
Hope we get 4th so Poch doesn t have to rotate anymore as he seems to be particularly shot at it. - by ****o - 11/22/2016 09:11PM
We don't have the players for it. Our squad is a bit **** really. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:17PM
Yurp - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
Urgh(nt) - by Yourconscience hopes we finish fourth then - 11/22/2016 09:09PM
Eriksen coming on....that should help. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:06PM
Dembele's been absolutely superb tonight. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:05PM

[CrossGun]

I missed westworld to watch that **** - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:35PM
Watched the first three episodes so far, when does it get good? - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
About episode 7. Good is pushing it a bit - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:38PM
Europa or straight out? You want a trophy right? - by gdp - 11/22/2016 09:34PM
Europa, it's a competition at our level which we have a small chance of winning, the CL is a pointless waste of time with this Chairman. - by JR - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
Straight out. We've humiliated ourselves. Lets leave the party and go home - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
Europa id I thought Poch would put his strongest team out - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
If we don't take the CL seriously, we won't take the EL seriously so no point in playing in the EL(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
If say Europa if I believed the manager would try and win it but he won't so rather 4th and avoid the extra games - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
Europa. No point going out. We wont even get close to winning the league - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
Out please - by LAYiddo - 11/22/2016 09:35PM
What's the point? we're not going to win anything else and we've shown that we're not good enough for the CL. Get in the Europa and have a ****ing go. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
Hahah ^^^ - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
Urgh Sissoko - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:34PM
Put 4 ****s up front and lump it on their heads. Ffs. - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:33PM
We need the ginger Pele up there - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:34PM
Haha Janssen - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 09:33PM
Anyone want a ticket for the CSKA game? I'll pay you face value just to get it out of the house. - by Harry Monk - 11/22/2016 09:33PM
That Wanyama's a bit of a donkey. - by JR - 11/22/2016 09:32PM
Not even a whimper. It's extraordinary. - by MFV - 11/22/2016 09:32PM
I wonder what *******s they will dream up for the 17k crowd for the CSKA game to participate in to create an "iconic" moment? - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 09:31PM
Buckets passed around to Send poch on a coaching course - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:33PM
We should get a manager in and he could be assistant. - by Balham voting for lawrie mcmenemie - 11/22/2016 09:35PM
Recreate the parting of the Red sea(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:33PM
Biggest conga I reckon. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:31PM
Hopefully a big fire - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:31PM
****ING JANSSEN ALL HE DOES AT CORNER KICKS IS WRESTLE THE DEFENDER. JUG EARED SHOULD BE PLAYING FOR SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY ****. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:30PM
Booooooooooooooooooooooooo - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:28PM
Really shown up the limited ability in our players. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
Alli summed it up there a minute ago. It's not talent is the problem. He's on the left wing in a bit of space and two men in the box. He cuts safely inside instead. It's risk free football and it's often ****. - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:30PM
Tottenham Hotspur ‏@SpursOfficial A huge 15mins ahead in Monaco, we must find a goal to keep our @ChampionsLeague journey alive. Come on you Spurs! #COYS - by Penge *posted 8mins ago......and no further updates since. We're obviously taking this seriously* - 11/22/2016 09:26PM
When they post things they get slated. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:28PM
sorry i meant the team not the twitter account - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:30PM
Oh I see, sorry - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:32PM
Sack the Argie fraud and get Rafa Benitez. Proven winner. - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:26PM
how about levy dies in agony and the entire club strategy isn't just "how to make a bald midget rich"? pooch is an average manager but he's working with the same handbrake on as everyone else. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:28PM
Renowned for attacking football that lad is - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
Knows how to win a cup or two though - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:29PM
This ^^^ - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
We really are limping out of this. The idea of the Europa at Wembley makes me want to vomit, we'd play those games at the lane surely? If we even scrape third at this rate. - by Rob - 11/22/2016 09:25PM
I'm not sure we can play them at WHL you know after playing the CL at Wembley. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:29PM
Prefer Stevenage - by LAYiddo - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
In fairness to Fergie by this stage his teams would be the byline thumping balls into the box. This is beyond turgid. - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:23PM
Puts Winks firmly in the Marney, O'Hara, Ricketts box - by Carlos Kickaball Aaaaw waaasin tha bwaaax? - 11/22/2016 09:20PM
Its all a ploy to give him some games to raise his value, so we can sell him on to a Hull or Sunderland for around £8M. Rinse and repeat. Our business model. - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:28PM
Glassy..........go on.........have a pop about people being negative - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:18PM
i had a dig at you for calling Poch a fraud. Which is an absolutely ridiculous thing to say. We've been thumped tonight and Poch and the players have had a mare so they deserve criticism. Anyone that thinks Poch is a fraud, **** or should be sacked is a bit silly though. Actually very silly. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:21PM
Look gow we've set up. Did he do anything after that **** show in the first hapf to change it? No. and we conceeded within 3mins of KO. Then, again absolutely no control or organisation after our goal. Criminal management. Criminal - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:24PM
We should sack him then. The best manager we've had for decades. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
Lets not go mad, best for decades is a bit much. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:29PM
He's the only manager to get top 3 since 1991 for starters. And with this set of players! ****ing miracle worker. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:34PM
What do you mean this set of players? They're good players. Poch is a good manager but he's not overtaken the relative achievements of Jol or Redknapp for me. Or George Graham really. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
You're trolling me. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:39PM
Look I think he's doing a good job but how can you call him our best manager for decades as at that very moment we melt out of Europe like that? I like Poch, he's achieved nothing of great note yet. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:41PM
Well, look at his excellent medal haul - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:32PM
We've been appalling since about April. I've not enjoyed watching us in ages. The football is shot and the players don't seem to be working very hard - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:23PM
We look decent when we have everyone available. Dembele was suspended at the start, then Kane injured, then Alds. The line ups have been all over the shop. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:26PM
we really have. maybe three or four good performances in that time? how he gets a pass is beyond me. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:25PM
It'd be a bit weird to sack the manager when unbeaten in the league, and given that in that time we've not really been able to put our preferred lineup out at full strength. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
A bit weird? It would be absolutely ****ing stupid. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:29PM
what if he got a bit more criticism ruby? did you read the *******s on here on Monday morning after that ****show at the weekend? - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:29PM
Not sure we've been that bad - they're #decent - its other ties where we lost it - by gdp - 11/22/2016 09:21PM
We had the relative luxury of knowing the minimum we needed which was a point......bit **** if we don't get that. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:23PM
True - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:22PM
We have mate. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:22PM
Bye bye Lloris - by Bongoman remembers some **** playing Friedel ahead of him - 11/22/2016 09:18PM
He's not going anywhere this summer. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:19PM
PSG or Man City I reckon - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:21PM
Yeah with his fantastic distribution Pep will snap him up. - by ****o - emperors new clothes - 11/22/2016 09:26PM
He could play the sweeper keeper pretty well under AVB and he's a much better all round keeper than Bravo - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:31PM
No no...we can't possibly play as badly as we did against West Ham....or in the first half....oh really? ****houses - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:17PM
Hugo again. We don't deserve him(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:17PM
****sokko on - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:17PM
When is Lamela back? - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:16PM
Once the stitches from his torn labia have healed - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:17PM
Haha all jokes aside he's probably one our most aggressive players, we need him. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:22PM
Danny boy will be licking his lips at the amount he'll get for Lloris - by Bongoman aware it will be blamed on Hugo not signing a new contract - 11/22/2016 09:14PM
And Kane & Verts - by Granty - 11/22/2016 09:12PM
The atmosphere against CSKA will be electric! - by MidlandYid will be in Florida and won't care - 11/22/2016 09:11PM

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N'Koudou walking around laughing at the end, what a total ****. - by Rob - 11/22/2016 09:42PM
Not as big a **** as whoever decided to sign him along with the other jokers purchased this summer - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:43PM
I cant take it anymore>>>>> He's the only manager to get top 3 since 1991 for starters. And with this set of players! ****ing miracle worker. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:34PM - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:41PM
Get Jurgen in! - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 09:41PM
**** no. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:42PM
Didn't think we were that bad tonight but Monaco were good and we lost it previous games. Anything about them not caring is nonsense. We get a point at Chelsea. Night. x - by gdp - 11/22/2016 09:41PM
We were dog****. I do agree we draw Saturday though - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
That last half hour should have had a knockout game intensity. Yet in injury time it takes Eriksen 40 seconds to hits a free kick and 30 seconds to saunter across to hit a corner. - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
We were dreadful hardly created anything - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 09:42PM
Monaco were good but we were absolutely terrible, as we have been mostly all season bar one or two games - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 09:42PM
Piss poor from the start of the CL campaign. Lethargic, passionless, abject ****e. Too many coasting. - by MFV - 11/22/2016 09:39PM
We may as well have had Barca you ****s - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:39PM
You clueless ****ers on here "but we're unbeaten despite not playing our best football". **** off. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:38PM
Spot on. We are unbeaten but I stmt see how anyone can say we haven't looked as bad as any of the seasons before the last one. Most importantly, we aren't worth watching - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:41PM
Here's a fact: this season we played well v city (extremely well to be fair) and 2nd half v arsenal. that's it. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:40PM
Were we **** against Stoke? - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 09:43PM
you're right, we played well there too. - by Balham aware every team wins at stoke but still - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
Manager and players should be ashamed of themselves. Total surrender. Utter drivel. - by crowny - 11/22/2016 09:38PM
We couldnt have picked an easier group on seedings - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
hang on, have we played "the pressing game" tonight? - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
I don't think we do tactics anymore - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 09:40PM
if by pressing do you mean letting them walk the ball out from defence, saunter through midfield & take potshots at Lloris at will then yes - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 09:38PM
We haven't done it this season. Players don't look they can be bothered. - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:38PM
Once again Pooch mis-manages a key run of games for third season running. Top managers learn from their mistakes but he clearly aint got a Danny at top level - by Carlos Kickaball Fat Argie Fraud **** off - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
Dotrmund 8 legia warsaw 4 - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
You'd find better footballers on the bottom of a pond than sissoko. Bloody hell 30 million - by Dan - 11/22/2016 09:35PM